About Me.

My name is Robert, you WILL call me The Chairman or MR. Cyger. I am the chairman and owner and founder of a very important company, the Coal, Oil, and Gas Syndicate. I do not take business inquiries. I am the father of two beautiful children, 5 and 11. I am taken, and married. I do not associate with the last name Saggs/Saggs corp.

Me reading over some very important paperwork for my very important company, the Coal, Oil, and Gas Syndicate, because I am an irreplacable asset.

BYF/DNI.

BYF: I am a very serious man, and I don't take shit from anyone. I block toons on sight.Click below for my DNI. Don't say I didn't warn you, heh.

DNI: Toons, Toon associated, Toon defenders, Toon resistance supporters, Toon neutrals, Pro-toons. Antis of the Coal, Oil, and Gas Syndicate, antis of me, antis of any of my associates. DNI if you fit @onlypinpointer's DNI, or have him blocked. If you own any gag tracks, DNI. If you are associated with Crystalline, if you are associated with Saggs Corp, if you are associated with the Saggs family (Ottoman excluded), if you are associated with Anti Coal, Oil, and Gas Syndicate companies, kleptomaniacs, "people" over 5'9 (employees excempt), if you make fun of short people, if you engage in height discourse, if you engage in pollution discourse, pollution antis, pro-wildlife, pro-nature, if you put jokes on the TL (not fucking funny), if you think i have snail eyes, if you make fun of my appearance, Flippy, Flippy's associates, if you have problems with me fucking swearing (I swear to god, I'm sick of you guys, i am a GROWN MAN), if you think it's fun to break into cog banquets, if you support leaking employee passwords/files, if you have ever logged into an account that didn't belong to you, pro-hackers, Mac Opsys, if you have a problem with me firing people, if you have a problem with me at all, if you think it's fine to criticize people, if you criticize my company, if you put anti Coal, Oil, and Gas Syndicate posts on the TL, under 10 (Bobby excluded), if you're associated with any of the following toons: Afta Hours, Al Bumbledorf, Al Hare-ington, Albert, Aleyn, Aliwant Ismay Tufronteeth, Anita Winn, Artie, Ash, Aunt Arctic, B.R. Bea, Banjo, Banker Bob, Barbara Seville, Barnacle Bessie, Barney, Bay T. Tester, Bell, Bert, Big Bruce, Big Mama (you know what you did), Bill Board, Billy, Birch, Birdie, Blisters McKee, Bonnie Blossom, Bookworm Bork, Bro Vinci, Bruce, Bruiser McDougal, Bumpy Bumblebehr, Camper Cam, Canary Coalmine, Candie Cane, Candie LaBrum, Charlie Chortle, Chef Bumblesoup, Chef E.Z. Bake, Chef Foolery, Chef Knucklehead, Chester Nuttyroast, Chewy Morsel, Choppy, Cindy Sprinkles, Clara, Clark, Cleff, Clovinia Cling, Coach Zucchini, Cool Ray, Coral, Corgi Diem, Count Napula, Cove, Crunchy Alfredo, Daffy Don, Dan D. Lion, Dan Dribbles, Dancing Diego, Dangalf, Dentist Daniel, Detective Lima, Detective Slumber, Diane Egg, Doctor Dimm, Doctor Simpletoon, Doctor Surlee, Doe Vinci, Don D. Toupee, Dover, Dozy, Dr. Bleary, Dr. Blinky, Dr. Blurry, Dr. Euphoric, Dr. Foolery, Dr. Peepers, Dr. Pulyurleg, Dr. Sensitive, Dreamy, Droopy, Drowsy Dennis, Dusk, Edgar Allan Pole, Electra Eel, Elphabat, Eugene Bean, Evergreen Ed, Feather Duster, Felipe Nahveedad, Fletcher Frederick, Flippy, Flora (Fisherman), Francis, Frank Furter, Franz Neckvein, Fred Flounder, Freddy, Fredrica, Freshie (Anchor Avenue), Freshie (Soprano Street), Freud, Frizzy, Frosty Faith, Fruity, Furball, Gabriella, Gary, Gavin, Glada The Good, Good ol' Gil Giggles, Good Ol' Honkin' Sally, Graham Pree, Granny Icestockings, Greggory Goggles, Happ E. Knewyeer, Happie Newbear, Happy Heikyung, Happy Sue, Harmony, Harry Ape, Hexadecimal, Honey Haha, HQ Officers, Ike Scream, Inky Ivon, Ivona Race, Jan Furrst, Jed, Jen Jerbread, Jesse Jester, Jester Chester, Joy Buzzer, Jung, Lake, Larry, Lauren Ordier, Lazy Hal, Letitia Snow, Liar Liar (pants on fire lmfaooo), Librarian Larry, Lil Oldman, Lilac, Lily, Little Prince, Longjohn Leroy, Loomy Weaver, Loony Louis, Lord Lowden Clear, Louis Laffon, Louise Connection, Low Ballers (fuck right off), Lucille, Lucy Tires, Lynn Decisive, Ma Putrid, Mac Opsys, Mad Ernage, Madam Chuckle, Magus Bizzy, Mary, Mata Hairy, Merlin Ambrice, Misty, Moe Zart, Muldoon, Nancy Gas, Nat, Ned Slinger,Nile, Nona Seeya, Norman, Nurse Nancy, P.I. Multiply, Paige Arthur, Paletti Swatch, Pants On Fire, Papa Stahl, Pappy, Patty Papercut, Pawst Midnight, Penny, Pepper Minstix, Peppy, Perez Cent, Petunia (Petunia Place), Petunia (Playground HQ), Phil Errup, Pierce, Poppy, Postmaster Paul (Barnacle Boatyard), Postmaster Pete, Pres. Secret, Professor Binky, Professor Flake, Professor Guffaw, Professor Loosescrew, Professor Partickle, Professor Pete, Professor Pi, Professor Prepostera, Professor Proton, Professor Whyze, Professor Wiggle, Professor Yawn, Punchy, R.E. Versed, Rain, Rancid Robert, Redd Stocking, Reed (Fisherman), Reed (Resistance Ranger), Rest, Rhapsody, Rick Rockhead, Ridge, River, Rocky, Rollo The Amazing, Rose (Fisherman), Rose (Resistance Ranger), Roz Berry, Sal Snicker, Sally, Sally Spittake, Sam Stain, Sanjay Splash, Santa Paws, Sasha Sidesplitter, Shady Sadie, Shane, Sharky Jones, Shinny Upatree, Shorty Fuse, Shoshanna Sap, Sid Seltzer, Sid Sonata, Sid Squid, Silent Simone, Sir Babbles A Lot, Sir Prysin, Sluggo Songbird, Smokey Joe, Smokey Woods, Sneezy Kitty, Snoozin' Susan, Snoozy, Snowman Steve, Snowy Scape, Sorbet, Spam Iam, Spamonia Biggles, Steve, Sticky Lou, Stinky Ned, T.P. Rolle, Tammy, Tango, Taylor, Teddy Blair, Tee Hee, Tex, The Captain, Thuh N. Turn, Tim, Timmy Riddle, Tinothy, Tony Maroni, Travis, Trick, Or, and Treat, Tumbles, Tutorial Tom, Uncle Spud, Wacky Wally, Wade, Walden, Warren Bundles, Webster, Weird Warren, Whispering Willow, Will, Will Wiseacre, Winn Dos, Winnie T.R. Wunderland, Woody Nickel, Worn Out Waylon, Zippy